#she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath
I’ve been waiting to see Calypso on my dash.
For a crazy, demented death eater, Barty Crouch Jr. was a very good teacher.
Guys, this is why people think we’re a cult
that won’t stop me from doing this
someone remind me!
Overlord has spoken, we are a cult. Just accept it.
we’re a cult
COME ON CULT BUDDIES LETS DO THIS
gif for everything yo we gotta do this
ACTUALLY it’s not August 1. The first day Dean was there was August 4.
Remember when Zachariah popped in on Dean in the car? Remember the newspaper he was reading from?
The date read “Monday, August 4, 2014”
SO AUGUST 4TH-7TH ARE CROATOAN DAYS LET’S DO THIS
Monday, 4th of August, 2014
It really is a Monday holy fuck
Also remeber to write it wit something skin friendly, no toxic markers or acrylic paint.
yes let’s be safe while our cult takes over the world guys.
My name is the doctor. I’ve lived for over two thousand years and I have fucked some shit UP.
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
Guys it’s been roughly eight years since Pluto was demoted and we’re still all like
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD