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whosdraco:

"Believe me, Professor. I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years."

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

GET TO KNOW ME MEME → favourite relationships [1/10] » Hermione Granger and Harry Potter

"As soon as he stood up he wanted to leave: He did not think he could stand another moment there. He put his arm around Hermione’s shoulders, and she put hers around his waist, and they turned in silence and walked away through the snow, past Dumbledore’s mother and sister, back toward the dark church and the out-of-sight kissing gate."

nyansdailyadventures:

jaclcfrost:

"you can totally tell your hair is dyed because of your eyebrows"

oh no. what will i do now. people know. it’s too late. people can tell that i have dyed my hair. my eyebrows have given me away. i must flee. there isn’t any time to pack. i’ll leave under cover of the night

No dude, I swear powder blue is my natural hair color lol

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

lumos5001:

"Eleven’s hour is over now. The clock is striking Twelve’s"

HAPPY VOLCANO DAY! 

doctorcapaldies:

Today is the Day (x)

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

mandaflewaway:

This valentines Day card speaks for our generation

HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary

nohemmo:

bluebeaver:

flutterjedi:

jpdude612:

dirku:

do you ever just

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

pernillo:

How can you not like Matt Smith?! 

I love that he didn’t say “They aren’t real”. He kept in character and that was a wonderful thing to do for that girl. Or any child.

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

paintdoktahwho:

wow rude (yeah doctor whos back today or something idk)